There is no such thing. Stay cool, campers.
That’s what my post should look like, because that’s how I’m feeling right now. Sweat is dripping unpleasantly (although I doubt it could ever drip pleasantly) and everything feels sticky and feral. Being motivated in the heat is like…something that just doesn’t get asked, because it’s that far-fetched.
So, here are some ideas that you really should be doing anyway:
– drink cold water (heat headaches are the worst)
– stand in front of the air con (because a fan just doesn’t cut it in this heat)
– don’t move (unless it’s for food)
– don’t write a long or logical blog post (that takes up effort that you don’t have right now. Instead, write a short blog post about the heat and how much you can’t actually avoid it.)
As I said, stay cool campers,